Space Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'

Beagle II not responding.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'A good negotiator can stand back and gain perspective.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'What luck!'

'I'm an out-of-network provider."

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'An asteroid is due to strike in one hour? See if you can get an injunction.'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

First Politician On The Moon.

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'