Space Geek Gifts

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

"It's always about YOU."

"He's doing the countdown in binary."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Peeing in Space

Searching for Signs of Life on Mars.

"Boy these humans aren't too bright!"

Crocodile and UFO

"Apparently, word has gotten out about how crazy we Earthlings are. The rest of the universe has put a travel ban on us."

Humanz Go Home!

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Large spaceship with a 'Long vehicle' sign

Ancient man

"Take me to your Larder!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Pluto has made contact, they claim the term 'dwarf' planet is offensive."

"He's been kind of spacey lately."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

"As if we didn't have enough mouths to feed already!"

"That was one heckuva drive you hit!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I didn't even know they were THERE until they started nuclear testing.'

We are not alone!

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

NASA office of astronaut recruitment: 'Closed to rethink our concept'.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'If it's any consolation, dear, that alen abduction insurance is finally going to pay off!'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

The First Alien Contact