Galactic Geek Gifts

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Alien David statue

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

First Contact

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!