Galactic Geek Gifts

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Alien David statue

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

First Contact

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."