Galactic Gamer Gifts

Bowling ball earth

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Save Our Universe

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Rocket to the Moon

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Space is not for pussies!"

Birth of Darth Vader

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Atlas holds up a football.

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"We have to keep them guessing."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Capsule airbag

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'