Celestial Gamer Gifts

The truth about crop circles

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Jenga!!!

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

You are everywhere.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'He seems nice.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!