Celestial Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

You are everywhere.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'He seems nice.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Budget Astronomy