Celestial Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm your sun!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angel with speed camera.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'