Cosmic Tech Lover Gifts

Big Bang Boulevard

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Standings: Milky Way Conference

First Contact

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

Moon and Star

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Terry, to me! I'm in space!