Cosmic Lover Gifts

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Lust in Space.

I can give you the Moon.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Quantum Psychic

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Astronaut love

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Big Bang Boulevard

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Jenga!!!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Director: US Space Research.