Cosmic Lover T-Shirts

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Lust in Space.

I can give you the Moon.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Quantum Psychic

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Astronaut love

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Big Bang Boulevard

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

First Contact

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climbing to the moon...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Jenga!!!

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.