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'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

First Contact

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol