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The British Society of Campanology...

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

Helena Bonham Carter