Quaint Quirk Lover Pillows

The British Society of Campanology...

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Freak Family.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Flatware Follies.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Mouse on mouse action.

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'