Quirk Lover Pillows

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

Internet Cafe. All you can Tweet.

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"Trevor was raised in the wild by sloths."

'Can my feminine side take out a restraining order againist my masculine side?'

"Forget about cameras and alarms, this little beauty is our 'set and forget' home security system. . ."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Mugger's cat.

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'Sorry,folks,I'm afraid this is as far as you can go.The Road's been closed due to a giant Sinkhole.'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

"Hi. My name is Barbara and I'm a close talker."

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Great tights!"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'