Quirk Enthusiast Pillows

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

'I'm one cool narcissist!'

"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"

An English of eccentrics

'We can't help being nuts!'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"We won't have to operate after all -- Your disease has been reclassified as a personal quirk."

"I don't believe this. You rob a bank, but when we're being chased, you won't run a red light?"t's weird enough that you're making me wear a woollen coat...I'm not going to say 'Bahhh!'"

Man in line to use the drive-in window at bank.

Looming Death

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Peg Party.

101 uses of a dead cat: ornament

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"She's got three moods from a previous marriage."

"He seems to be fine with the quirk quellers

Keep Oz Weird

'These ice cubes in my water are too cold. Can I get a refund?'

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'

Grudgeworthy

"We're just here to have a smoke. It's completely banned on our planet."

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

Timeline of a personality quirk

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

This is the proctologist I told you about.

If you put on deodorant, then your t-shirt, you'll get white marks. They don't make watches like they used to. Freed a stray, and it keeps coming back. General Observation Deck.

"I'm over here."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."