Cosmic Quirk Lover Mugs

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Freak Family.

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Flatware Follies.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).