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...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Football Crazy strip six

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'What's wrong with you?'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Flatware Follies.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Andy Warhol