Quirky Quark Lover Gifts

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Football Crazy strip six

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Freak Family.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Flatware Follies.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'