Quantum Quirk Lover Gifts

'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

Institute of Quantum Physics

Schrödinger's cat. Schrödinger's apartment

Cat playing with string (theory).

Atom Supply Co.

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Schrodinger's kittens

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."