Quantum Conundrum Lover Gifts

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Cat playing with string (theory).

"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."