Quantum Quandary Enthusiast Gifts

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'