Quantum Quandary Quester Gifts

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."