Quantum Quandaries Gifts

'How many quarks in a gallon again?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"