Quantum Quizzical Gifts

"Apparently, he's having a hard time understanding quantum computing. His brain locked up when I tried explaining it to him."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Wordplay: Dilemma.

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"Schrödinger's other cat"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program