Quantum Quip Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Quantum Breakup

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Schrödinger's other cat"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.