Quantum Enthusiast Gifts

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

Quantum Physics Lab: Please Use Wormhole

"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

Schrodinger's cat plays Deal or No Deal.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Yearly News

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.