Quantum Theory Lover Gifts

'Schrodingers cat suit'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Harv works the red shift.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Albert Einstein

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

'Condensed-Matter blues'