Quantum Theory Explorer Gifts

"He won't even know I'm not there. . ."

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Complexity Made Simple.

"Lucky Guess."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Albert Einstein

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Harv works the red shift.

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

The Collective Unconscious

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

The Yearly News

Stephen Hawking

Time-Space Convergence Ahead