Quantum Theory Enthusiast Gifts

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Albert Einstein

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Harv works the red shift.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

String Theory Lab