Quantum Theory Enthusiast Prints

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Harv works the red shift.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Albert Einstein

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

String Theory Lab

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"