Quantum Theory Lover Prints

'Schrodingers cat suit'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Albert Einstein

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Harv works the red shift.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

String Theory Lab

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'