Quantum Enthusiasts Gifts

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'Physicists talking dirty'

Quantum Psychic

'I dated him to get my car repaired, but he turned out to be a quantum mechanic.'

"It's a quantum car, and it...gets us there instantly."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

People were given a vast universe to teach them humility and they invented astrology to make it all about them.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."