Quantum Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Yearly News

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'