Quantum Conundrum Admirer Gifts

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

'I'm afraid Luftenschmertz has gone round the bend - he's developing a conspiracy theory of relativity.'

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."