Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"O.K. Where is he?"

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Grey area ahead.

'One letter at a time.'

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

Medicine Sans Frontiers

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'She said the Skeptic's Club has been disbanded due to doubts about the leadership, but I don't buy that baloney for one minute.'

Worm - "...wait a minute! Are you...? Am I talking to the right end?!"

'What hours did you do at your last job?' - '8 til 4' - 'How was it?' - 'Alright. It was a bit like 9 til 5...' - '...except I started an hour earlier and finished an hour earlier.' - 'No... no... brain... pain...'

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

"We had to make some cutbacks."

'I'm a say what I say and mean what I mean kind of guy... I mean, a say what I mean and mean what I say kind of guy.'