Quantum Quandary Lover Gifts

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Arc Light: Wave Division and Particle Division.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Nano a nano

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

'Maybe we should start a profit scaring scheme?'

Atom Supply Co.

'Schrodingers cat suit'