Quantum Lover Gifts

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Physiciatrist...

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Lust in Space.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."