Quantum Lover Pillows

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Lust in Space.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."