Quantum Connoisseur Pillows

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Quantum Psychic

"We evolved from asteroids"

The Physiciatrist...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Satis Factory Tour

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'Condensed-Matter blues'

The pilgrimage begins

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."