Quantum Connoisseur Prints

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Quantum Psychic

"We evolved from asteroids"

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Satis Factory Tour

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

The pilgrimage begins

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...