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Quantum Physics Lab: Please Use Wormhole

"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Yearly News

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'