Quest Connoisseur Pillows

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Sculptor's chippings

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

S**t Threw a Goose

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'