Queen Connoisseur Pillows

Queen Mary II

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Men gossiping

'Love me little, love me long.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

S**t Threw a Goose

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

The Queen

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

King Richard I

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'