Queen Connoisseur Prints

Queen Mary II

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Love me little, love me long.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

C Day Lewis.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Bleak House

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

The Queen

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Charles Dickens.

King Richard I

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'