Critic Connoisseur Pillows

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Sculptor's chippings

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"My bouche was not amused."

Barbed Pen

Bleak House

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Charles Dickens.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"He's a mental-health critic."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It's too academic."

Film Critic

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Crazy Ideas

Comment on food.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"