Criticism Connoisseur Pillows

NHS transformation

'I'd like to respond to that criticism by saying that I'm rubber, and you're glue.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"My kid could do that."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Judgeasaurus

Artist and buyer

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Totalitarian Humour

The Forever Stamp

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Sculptor's chippings

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"My bouche was not amused."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Barbed Pen

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Film Critic

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"It's too academic."