Social Critique Connoisseur Pillows

"What's a politician worth?"

Reading my Critics

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Totalitarian Humour

Alms Bank

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Sculptor's chippings

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"My bouche was not amused."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Barbed Pen

"He's a mental-health critic."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"It's too academic."

Film Critic

The Man of Taste.

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Algernon Swinburne

Crazy Ideas

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