Social Critique Admirer Pillows

"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"

"It's for 'judgmental'."

The Man of Taste.

"Hi, I've heard a lot about you, Dick."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Alms Bank

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Privatized Jails

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Bertolt Brecht

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Karl Marx

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

Hosni Mubarak blinks

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

Jerry Falwell, Master Hater

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

"How's my head size today."

Emergency Room Jerk