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Man begging with sign:'Bankruptcy pending please help'.

Gun Shop: Make a Killing

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Totalitarian Humour

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Sculptor's chippings

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"My bouche was not amused."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

The First Asshole

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

The nurse of the future

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Effective Catcalls