Connoisseur Of Critique Pillows

"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

The Forever Stamp

"My kid could do that."

The Real Russian history

Sculptor's chippings

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Barbed Pen

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"My bouche was not amused."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"He's a mental-health critic."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Film Critic

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"It's too academic."