Comedic Critique Connoisseur Pillows

Old West Park. Caricatures. $10.00. I guess we should have expected stick figures from "the quickest draw in town."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Farm Humor.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Bangers and Mash

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Snarky District